10 GAY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES (AND WHERE TO ROCK THEM)

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It is my belief that Halloween enables people to act out their inebriated fantasies in somewhat acceptable social spaces. Personally, I’ve never needed Halloween for that…

Yet Halloween is always a special day for us gays; we wait all year to release our inner cracked-out pop star or gay cowboy fantasies.

As you might imagine from our renown liberal culture, Montreal enjoys a good freak-fest. Check out my snarky costume suggestions, and the Montreal parties where you can release your inner gay ghoul…

My 10 Queerest Costume Recommendations:

1. Celine Dion in a kayak
2. Pregnant Clay Aiken
3. Sarah Jessica Parker’s severed mole
4. That adorable chubby guy doing Single Ladies
5. The Not-So-Ambiguously Gay Duo (this requires a lot of public humping)
6. The dork in this video: Gay Cam for Google
7. Lady Gaga’s severed penis
8. Lesbian gynecologist with no arms
9. Dumbledore in Drag
10. Mercedes Jones from Glee (required accessory: baseball bat)

Now here are 5 parties where you can rock your gay costume:

Faggity Ass Friday (October 30) – An awesome monthly faggitylicious dance party that benefits a local youth organization. For the Halloween edition, expect a mélange of gay zombies and dykie draculas. $10.

ELECTROSHOCK 04 (October 30) – A gender blending evening featuring 4 smokin’ Montreal DJs spinning until the wee hours of the morning. BYOB. $5 before midnight, $10 after.

Parking Nightclub (October 31)will feature DJ Peter Rauhofer in what will surely be a sexy spooktacular. Cover ranges (usually around $20).

OPEN HOUSE: FREAKS COME OUT!!! (October 31) – Featuring B’UGO, one of my fave Montreal DJs, the location of this event is not even released yet. Will be guaranteed hotness. Go get yer freak on. Price TBA.

MEOW MIX Halloween Bash – Montreal’s hottest lesbian dance party gets monstrous for muff-lovers. This year’s theme is “Superheroes & Seventies Porn Stars.” $10.

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